OK, everybody
focus,
Pay close attention to everything spoken.
Today we'll talk about superstitions,
If you've never heard of them,
Well, you should listen.
It's the little things you sometimes believe in,
That can bring good luck, or bad luck even.
Here—you can
analyze a mirror,
Look extra carefully; it all becomes clearer.
If you break it—there's something to fear,
Superstition says that it's bad luck for seven years.
I don't mean to be a
terror,
I'm not here to frighten you at all or to scare you,
But some people are afraid of the
impact,
Or the effect, from crossing a black cat.
Want more superstitions? You can ask your
peers,
I'm sure your classmates have something for your ears.
Superstitious… They're superstitious.
Ay, yo! Is there something I was missing?
Listen, here's a couple more of the superstitions.
I don't know their
source or where they came from,
Some people believe 'em; some think they're way dumb.
But they're
plentiful; there's so many,
Yeah, they're plentiful; there are plenty.
Some are a
century old; that's a hundred years,
Some people ignore them, others run in fear.
If your team's losing the game and you're in the crowd,
Put your hat or your shirt on inside out.
They say if you step on a crack, and you'll break your mother's back,
You don't want to do that, so you better step back.
They say a cat has nine lives,
And you should never open your umbrella inside.
Don't forget your four-leaf clover for good luck,
Or your rabbit's foot and your horseshoe too, dude.
Superstitious… They're superstitious.
I'm so superstitious, I must say,
I wait patiently on Groundhog's Day.
If the groundhog doesn't see his shadow,
That means spring is on its way.
I don't know if it's
appropriate or fitting for this moment,
But I want to tell you about when I was bowling.
It was
recent, it happened recently,
Not too long ago; no, just the other week.
I bowled really well; Yeah, I kind of rocked,
Then I noticed that I was wearing two different kinds of socks.
So now when I bowl, day or night,
I wear one sock that's black and one that's white.
I'm superstitious…
I'm Superstitious…