Here's a trip that I took on a whim,
Without thinking about it first; let's begin.
It's me just chilling and I'm feeling capricious,
Impulsive and unpredictable are my features.
But shall I
resume, return back to the trip?
A one-way ticket, one bag packed quick.
Heading for a rainforest near the coast of Honduras,
I'm hoping that it isn't blatant that I'm a tourist.
Or extremely obvious, I'll keep it on the low,
Even left my Hawaiian shirt collection at home.
Now I'm fresh off the plane, and isn't this
hilarious?
Apparently the jungle that I've picked is the scariest.
Hahaha—now you know that I'm laughing,
To me it's all funny 'cause I'm ready for action.
Studying the land and terrain,
I feel as though I have the whole
geography up there in my brain.
You don't know how deep it gets,
In the jungle like (ooh-ooh)
The birds calling like (ooh-ooh)
The trees so tall, it's like (ooh-ooh)
I plunge into the jungle headlong,
Hastily I mean, is how I have it going on.
Without any delay, I take a path through the entrance,
Think for a second, realize I am defenseless.
People may be thinking it's
bleak,
My situation lacks hope and it even is depressing, so to speak.
But observe, normally I'd have to
concur,
Or agree, but I have a couple tricks up my sleeve.
Then I'm hit by the bees, in a pinch,
I run into a pit by the trees, slip, trip and "Weee!"
20 feet deep and I land in a river,
Lucky to be alive as I stand there and shiver.
Still scared to move, the water was so
murky,
I couldn't see through it, if there were things there to hurt me,
It was dark, dim, but it's time to roll out,
I hear something coming and I'm running from it,
No doubt.
You don't know how deep it gets,
In the jungle like (ooh-ooh)
The birds calling like (ooh-ooh)
The trees so tall, it's like (ooh-ooh)
That was grueling, I'm talking incredibly difficult,
It took it all out of me to climb, but I did it though.
Outside now I am amazed,
'Cause I don't even have a scratch on me, homey,
I am
unscathed.
Untouched, that's when I hear the loud rush
Of a predatory animal coming to have lunch.
It's something that is running to eat me,
Surprised, 'cause I don't recognize the
species.
I mean, I've never seen this type of animal before,
It looks like my dad, well, a little bit.
It walks on two legs and it even speaks English.
So now I'm running as I wonder what this thing is.
I'm actually afraid of a catastrophe,
A terrible end, I'm talking 'bout a disaster, B!
Now the last part, my dad laughs hard,
I awake from a dream sleeping in my backyard.