Two Bad Cousins

My cousin Lee has a temper, he's irascible,
On the court, I'm like, "Yo! Pass the ball."
Aww naww, he's a ball hog,
So I launched a verbal attack, an onslaught.
"At some point, eventually, Lee,
You're going to need the rest of the team."
He didn't think much of me, disdained me,
He said, "Yo, girl, quit acting like a baby."
That's an excerpt from what he said to me,
He said more words that I won't repeat.
I t-t-t-t-tried to stay indifferent,
And act like I didn't care a little.
I told him I was adept for real,
I could hit threes, and I had real skills.
He didn't believe me, so I snatched the ball,
And dunked over him like an astronaut.

We're experts in the field, like connoisseurs.
Lee, only eats meat like a carnivore.
Lulu, let's clarify and clear it up,
We're just two bad cousins who will never stop.

My cousin Lulu wears a tall hat,
She has sneakers, thinks she's all that.
She'll believe any story,
I told her the word gullible wasn't even in the dictionary.
Oh, OK, that was a lie,
It was a test to see if she was sage and wise.
Lee is my pseudonym, my nickname,
My real name's Levar, I have a big chain.
My only problem is that my armpits
Smell like onions, they're so pungent.
I use gel in my hair to keep it sleek and smooth,
And I know the secret to life, it's simple, dude.
Just renounce vegetables, give 'em up,
I get the vitamins that I need from my Corn Pops.
Oh, that advice was not profound,
Like the kiddie pool, you see? Not too deep...

We're experts in the field, like connoisseurs.
Lee, only eats meat like a carnivore.
Lulu, let's clarify and clear it up,
We're just two bad cousins who will never stop.